Independent developer Free Lives (Broforce, GORN) and Devolver Digital have pulled the world’s premier schlong ‘em up Genital Jousting.
Out of Early Access, it thrust the updated game onto Steam as a full release; and announced the first-ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships, airing tonight. Genital Jousting 1.0 includes a brand-new story mode, featuring dynamic voice over narration, that follows the trials and tribulations of a Johnson named John as he looks for love in a world that simply doesn’t love him back.
Since its entry into Early Access late last year, Genital Jousting has satisfied more than 300,000 players. Free Lives and Devolver Digital are celebrating this milestone achievement with the release of a limited edition physical item. They’re also announcing Genital Jousting’s foray into the competitive world of esports.
The Official Genital Jousting Squeezable Plush™ from ESC Toy is available now for US$30 and comes with several alluring features including a custom ‘spurt’ sound chip, a fashionable sundress, and a shockingly long Steam code for Genital Jousting.
The game’s launch also ushers in a new era in esports as the first ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships. It will be broadcast live on Genital Jousting’s Steam page. Starting today, January 19 at 9:00 AM (AEDT), Devolver Digital and Free Lives will come together with some of the greatest players in the world to put on an arousing display of skills not seen in any other competitive game. The broadcast will include competitive battles, story mode demonstrations, and free stuff because that’s what really gets the views.
Genital Jousting’s story mode is the greatest narrative ever created for the medium of video games.
This is the Citizen Kane of penis video games.
-Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker.